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...you applaud for the jukebox after a show!

...you tell the host which effect to use and suggest the level to keep it at.

...your home system for fun cost more than the bar with the 7 night a week show!

I started this topic years ago, and it is an alternative to the song thread. Let's see how creative the current batch of people here are. Besides, I like to print some of these and put them on the back cover of my books, so if you came up with a few good ones you can be immortlized! (or at least your screenname)

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You sleep with your mic instead of your wife!

You make custom song slips for each venue!  

You tell the host, " I'm here, you can start now"!  :ggof:

You know the "book" better than the host!  :read:

You'd rather sing than have sex!!  :looney:

You get depressed when the show is over!  :cry:

            Now THIS is fun  :oh yeah: !!

                          Donny "B"  

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You turn the Closed Caption on your TV during regular programs so you can see the words to recite along with the dialogue.

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You know which out of DK, SC, LC, SGB, PSG, JTG, PHM, MM and all the others is best for a given song

You actually know what DK, SC, LC, SGB, PSG, JTG, PHM, MM stand for

You know what the best laser videos are...and what are the worst

You've seen the lady in the canoe in the laser video Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me enough to recognize her in other videos

You know which songs have long enough instrumentals that you can go get a refill on your drink, or go out for a smoke...or two...or three

When you reach into your pocket for change at the convenience store, you pull out a bunch of crumpled karaoke song slips

You have sung New York New York more times than anyone has actually visited the state

You have sung These Boots Are Made for Walking wearing every pair of shoes that you own

The KJ has forgotten your real name, and only remembers the nickname that they coined for you

You go to thift stores looking for clothing that you can wear to look like the 60s and 70s era singers you are planning to perfom as.

Oh and don't forget the hats.  

Your wife saves you from yourself and refuses to go if you actually dress that way.

Elvis glasses from a trip to graceland $15.

Your wife refusing to make a white jump suit Pricless.

You Celebrate your 34th anniversary without karaoke only because you really, really love her.

Last but not least, your wife calls going out to karaoke letting you get your "karaoke fix".


Jim-n-TN

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Don't burn your old house before you build a new one.

You have a microphone and stand in front of the toilette seat, and when you flush, you get more echo........ you're considering installing a second toilette for duets

You actually think of something as stupid as your last post....

When a customer asks for a song and your reply is.  Sorry, I don't have it...but I do have it KARAOKE!

When listening to a song on the radio, you are thinking of how YOU would change it up a bit in karaoke

When listening to a song on the radio, you're thinking.  This is NOT how the song goes (when in reality.....it's the karaoke song that is incorrect, but you have no idea)

MrD

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You burn a custom disk with the tracks you want to sing that night.

You have a bigger karaoke library than the show does.

You have a better events calendar in your head than the paper has in it's pages.

"you make custom discs to take to the venue for that night to sing"  MrD has done this!
"you make custom slips to take to the venue for that night to sing" MrD has done this!

hahhaha, now that's funny  (yes, addict)!
MrD

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You go see a band play and think it is unfair that you don't get to sing

You go see a band play and think that you could do their songs better than they can

You go see a band play and you actually ask if you can sing with them in the next set

You have been carrying the same piece of paper with you for over 10 years with your list of song numbers and it is falling apart

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

You go into a bar and the first thing put in 3 requests and check out the rotation and see what songers are there and get all set before you even think about getting a drink....

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You know you are a karoke addict when.... You post in this forum daily

You know when you are a karaoke addict when:

You design a karaoke system for your car and are serious about doing it

You look at your social calender and 90% of what is on there is karaoke related stuff

You purchase storage devices for your 2000+ CDG's and it costs you over $1000 and you think it is an excellent investment

When you get married and have your karaoke friends do solos in your ceremony, then when the reception starts, it's open mic karaoke for the entertainment.

When your birthday cake has 52 karaoke microphone candles on it

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...when one of your regulars comes up to you and says, "I heard that song Mummer's Dance on the radio and Lorena McKennitt does it wrong." (Because this is a song I have sung for years...this actually happened!)  I don't know if that makes ME the addict or my regular... Either way, traces of addiction there.

..>Everything I have to remember is scribbled on a request slip, and every jacket I own is full of request slips with important numbers on them.

...You leave a copy of your own karaoke music comp disc in your vehicle JUST in case you happen to go by a show.

...You also have a copy of your BFF's karaoke music comp in your vehicle just in case she's with you when you might happen to accidentally find a show when you're out together.

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When you are building a new house and your plans include a 19 x 15 Karaoke Lounge complete with in the wall audio jacks so that you can place your sound system on one wall and control it from the bar with a mixer, and you have not one but 3 LCD monitors in the room  LMAO

In addition you include materials for the walls that are acoustically suited for sound. And you plan electrical outlets for stage lighting and controls.....Totally sick I'm telling ya!

Sorry Keith no Pole in the center of the room....it blocks the view to the stage

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Scott

that is why you put the pole ON the stage....do I have to think of everything?

.....when you hear a new song and wonder if it's in your key or you would hve to lower it- before you even hear the chorus.

.....when you consult the internet before going on vacation to see where you can go while away to get your 'fix'

.....when you pack your comp discs for vacation even tho you didn't find anywhere ahead of time, "just incase"

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What was I thinking! Of course it should be on stage...I will contact the Architect immediately now where is that phone number

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Scott