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if you encourage those you dont really want to see, those who know that theres are better will often prove it. always act shocked but excited and happy when you get a flash. tell people what they want to here..its no different than telling her she doesnt look fat in those jeans.

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Exactly! That's why I thought it was so funny years ago when NYPD Blue porducers thought it would be cutting edge to insert $#!+ in a few times and show bare @$$. Europeans were ALREADY ahead of that curve.



I admit, other than Monty Python and the Young Ones, I've never really been a fan of much British comedy. Though, in my defense, I haven't been privy to much. Oh, wait, Absolutely Fabulous was funny, too.

I've seen one episode of Kenny vs. Spenny, which wasn't bad, but would have been funnier if it weren't scripted.

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Hey CB, give me you email address, I got some pictures to send you...

Reading all the comments here, it just proves:

Men don't care- large, small, perky, droopy... men... just love... to see boobs.

(admittedly, even women can appreciate seeing a nice set, but we are much pickier than men)

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I don't fit into that at all. I hate bad boobs - put them away! Rather see a nice pair once a week than a bad pair daily!

I don't blame ya.... It's the same with men. Some look glorious naked, while others.. yeah, I'd rather not.

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I don't care about boobs that much...

but a nice AZZ??? Great legs???

I would rather see a guy take his shirt off and have a nice body than see his junk, that is for sure !

I had a karaoke stalker and he thought it would impress me to see his package. He told me he wanted me to see a picture on his cell phone. It was his thing laying on piano keys. Yuck ! Eeewwww! Puke ! He later told me he put it on the piano keys, so I could see the size. Okay so this was supposed to impress me. I wanted to get a restraining order.

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Well, I got a pic once of one standing (yes... I did stay "standing") alongside of a Budweiser bottle.

Oh wait! That was here.... and.... I'm pretty sure I still have a copy of it.

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I'd have laughed and said "Not impressed until you can suck your own, and then you don't need anybody else anyway!"

what a moron!

Man I wish I would have thought of that.

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Robin Williams has said on many occurances, if someone shows you "mr happy", look them dead in the eye, and say "I don't do miniatures!"

well, yes indeed this happens, but it depends on the type of club, bar, tavern you are playing at, it is the owners problem, but you need to know what the owner or managers allow don't allow policy, got to play it by ear.... first learn to shut off the mic.... this get there attention... but all in all, go with the flow if there is control...

so...did he make it to the black keys? might have been a 3/4 scale keyboard.. NOT that i want to see, but it amuses me that guys do this..ive heard storys from my female friends of what guys have done online to try to impress..

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Hey, I resemble that....yunk, yunk, yunk....I used to be a male stripper...at one of those....All You Can Eat restaurants......

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I tried taking a picture of mine once....came out a bit under-developed though....

Saw a video of a guy playing the piano with his johnson, kinda like the way I type......................so I tried typing with mine, but before I could finish my letter...
...........I ruined the keyboard.....

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Yeah, you're right... It doesn't work

You guys have it all wrong. It's a third leg, not finger.

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...lmao....now pumkin, this might be the case for your fiance, but if I pretended to be a tripod, I would have a lean, that would make even the Tower of Pisa giggle. As a matter of fact, being my inseam, is a mere 30 inches, I would be about 72 degrees short of perpendicular, and even at my age, if I could muster it up, it certainly wouldn't be pointing in the right direction, to serve as a kick stand......lmao..