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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:08 pm 
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but I did find the perfect horse up on that place. He was a 3 yearold stallion that had served 6 mares when I first spied him trot into a 6ft hedge and pop over it as clean and you like.
So I found the farm another stallion and took him and broke him. for an entire that hadnt had anything to do with humans he broke in soooo sweetly. I have had a lot to do with horses but he is the only true ambidextrous horse I have ever come across...he was just a sweet going left as right...when the farmer and I came to a parting of the ways I took the horse and named him Compensation lol his home name was Goober.
When he started winning at shows the farmer tried to get him back for his then current girlfriend and threatened to send around the heavies to forcibly take him from me. I recorded his phone convo and sent it to the cops
The real joke was the thoroughbred stallion I had found to cover his mares must have served a neighbours thoroughbred mare (all on the farm were cross-bred pack horses) and the offspring must have shown some apptitude to run
cos the next thing a trainer was asking me what the breeding was of the stallion so as they could register the offspring, and becos of the farmer being so nasty and grabbing, well you might say my memory failed me and I couldnt recall :lol: End result is they couldnt race it

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:29 pm 
jigsaw puzzles by hurricane lamp, darning socks, and a nightly bout of boring sex
Now thats the the answer I was looking for :D


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..jigsaw puzzles by hurricane lamp, darning socks, and a nightly bout of boring sex



Let's rearrange that a bit and make it more interesting:



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..boring jigsaw puzzles by lamp, darning socks, and a nightly bout of hurricane sex




Much better;)

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:20 pm 
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lol Now that sounds like a product of Charmin's creative imagination! :)


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:25 pm 
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no honey I was correct the first time :lol:
this man of the land was no good with his hand
and he wore his socks to bed

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MorganLeFey @ Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:25 pm wrote:
and he wore his socks to bed

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :puke:

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My god.....my reputation preceeds me...... :oops: ........"no good with his hands"?...........et tu my weeny......


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i thought guys went blind from that. LMAO

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Lol @ babs....

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:00 am 
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Babs @ Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:20 pm wrote:
i thought guys went blind from that. LMAO
Maybe that's why they can't see a good thing when it's right in front of their face :?: :dontknow: :headscratch:

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[font=verdana] I have a dumb ?. where do you go to see how many, and who, have looked at your profile?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:18 pm 
BlueRose @ Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:55 pm wrote:
[font=verdana] I have a dumb ?. where do you go to see how many, and who, have looked at your profile?
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Click on your profile photo, then click on the little red eye at the top right of your page.


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Babs @ Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:20 pm wrote:
i thought guys went blind from that. LMAO

Nah......... :dontknow:


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Boatman...in actual fact one can go blind from it...there have been studies made...small blood vessels can break behind the eyes. if you do it often enough regularly and with enough enthusiasm..and enough blood vessels break, it can indeed affect your sight

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:41 pm 
MorganLeFey @ Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:37 pm wrote:
Boatman...in actual fact one can go blind from it...there have been studies made...small blood vessels can break behind the eyes. if you do it often enough regularly and with enough enthusiasm..and enough blood vessels break, it can indeed affect your sight

Vicki, I might still be on some kind of 90 day probationary period on KS, so I should be careful what I say here. :shock: ,So if I knew about such things, I would not be at liberty to discuss such things on this forum.

However, I think back in the day when I was at home playing hooky from HS, I was probably in the double digits! :shock: :o :D :oops: :lol: :roll:


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you didnt need to add that...we have already established that people with a lack of hair have hightened testosterone levels...I would have expected the situation to have lasted way past high school

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