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After much thought and soul searching, I have decided that I will not place my faith in Obama, McCain, Paul, Nader, Keys or anyone else. I have decided to pledge my allegiance to you. That's right! I am voting for you!

I will Write-In your name. No matter who wins I am going to count on you to lead the way. I am counting on you! I have faith that you know how to pay down a debt and save money. I know you realize how powerful you are. I believe you will work overtime when it's needed. I have no doubt that you will take charge and accomplish great things time and time again. There is no question in my mind that you will be a great speaker that rallies the nation. I can also see you teaching small children to take responsibility for their actions, I see you doing this through leading by example. I know you can heal the world and make the air and water cleaner. If you try hard enough you can help to end hunger and promote peace. I hope you are up to the task. Because it's yours.

Be the change! [username] '08



Now. Before you get a little uncomfortable with the fact that I picked your name out of everyone here , let me explain. I used a little trickery. I used the username function here, so everyone will see their own name. Just making the point, that every one of us is responsible for the change we want to see in this world.

So.

If you were to be elected .... what would you change?

well let's see...we could just let the hungry starve to death, and sooner or later, they'd no longer be a problem..... .....as far as leading by example, I choose the Republican way......do as I say, not as I do.. as far as polluting the water, I say do your doody on land(in the weeds), and do not flush it into the drinking water, course that doesn't do much to help the air, so wear a clothspin on your nose. I say get rid of all the socialistic drains, like schools, police, fire departments, garbage collections, prisons, jails, hospitals....etc....that would include government itself....we don't need no stinkin' Government..all people are basically good, and they don't need stinkin'rules telling them how to live....governments are the ulitmate form of socialism. This should save a heap of dough.... ...now I'll teach the children through song, and for the one's that can't learn that way.....I'll beat their little a$$es with the biggest stick I can hold.... ....and to create world peace, I'd stop doing the things that make people in other countries mad at us, and for the one's that are still mad, and want their own nuclear bombs......I'll demonstrate how one works....right in their own backyard...... ....now as far as working overtime.....that'll cost you time and a half........

well I would implement a zero tolerance on violent crime. If someone repeatedly offended (say 3 times) then they would be gelded or sterilized so as the gene pool slowly died out.

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

would that include spanking?..

Breeding would require a license.

Well, I'll check my penny jar... Sounds like we're in for a long 4 years. I'll stock up on clothes pins.



I like that! Forced sterilization for the good-for-nothin' bastids.

Just like the DMV. You'll have to stand in line and take an IQ test, eye test, genetic test...

Did you ever see Gatica? Good movie.

Can you imagine? Going into a singles bar and having to show your license to mate?

Well lets see. Term limits in he house and senate and no million dollar retirements.

No pork barreling whatsoever.

Excessive fines for taking donations from lobbyists.

No campaign adds

Need I continue?

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I have temporary 24 hour marriage license..

Nick you and I think alike

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I'm still looking for the lever that say, "none of the above".

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first i would have to choose a cabinet..perhaps a supply cabinet.....naaa maybe a filing cabinet....certainly not a China cabinet....ok ive decided...i choose
KITCHEN CABINET

As President, I promise
1.my VP will not shoot anyone in the face
2.Free beer on days ending in the letter "Y"
3.March 3rd will be declared "Vedder-ens day" where we shall all celebrate the music of Pearl Jam
4.MTV must start playing music videos again
5.All cows will be seen and not "herd"...(((ugh))
6.Gonna change my home state's name to "mikeysota"
7.Random drug testing for JD Meister
8.Smoke a fatty with the world leaders and discuss peace over a plate of Nachos
9.Secretary of State will be a hot chick with a steno pad
10. Pay off all the mortgages, and then tell all the kids to get out of my yards ...

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Mikey when I grow up I wanna be just like you

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

why wait till you grow up..all it takes is a some cheap wine with a Nitrous Oxide chaser !

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Imagine my shock when I saw that before I read your disclaimer.
LORDAIRGTAR'S PLATFORM

1. Alaska will be allowed to secede from the union, but they will have to be returned to who we purchased the region from...Russia!
2. Attorneys will no longer be allowed to run for public office.
3. On products, the disclaimer where it states "This product contains substances which are known to the State Of California to cause cancer" will be followed with "The other states really do not care what California thinks".
4. Mega-Churches (those with over 30,000 members) will be required to pay taxes. Direct donations to missions will be exempt.
5. Individual Income tax will be eliminated, replaced by a National Sales Tax.
6. The Auto industry will not be able to shut down plants, but will have to move out of country production of cars sold as American, to the US (HHR, PT Cruiser...now made in Mexico for example, some Grand Marquis' and Crown Vics are produced in Canada now.) If a car maker wishes to sell one of their foreign models here, it will be sold as that model, not re-named as an American car (Pontiac GTO, which is a Holden Monaro). If they want to sell the Monaro here, then call it a Monaro! They will also be required to eliminate redundant branding (WTF is a Lincoln Navigator but a very expensive Ford Explorer)
7. Presidential candidates will be required to choose running mates from an opposing party. To campaign, you will be given a sedan, a laptop, and $30,000. If you can't travel to all the states and blog your platform on the inter webs, then maybe we don't want to here your solutions to run the country.
8. The Reverend Phelps will be shot!
9. Any country that wishes us to intervene in a war or a revolution will be required to pay for our military costs in advance. We will no longer start hostilities unless it can be proved that the country in question means us harm directly. Say good bye to Syria!
10. Except for the basic tenets of the Ten Commandments or any other basic religious codes of ethics, religions will no longer be allowed to politically influence elections. Dominionists pushing for a theocratic government, Islamists pushing for Shar'ia and such will not be tolerated.
11. Displays of Faith will be allowed, just don't expect us to fund it. Display of creches, Stars of Davids, Pentacles, Crescent Moons, etcetera will not be assumed to be government sanctioned, just recognized as part of a diverse culture.
12. I got more ideas!

I like Nitrous Oxide. I don't touch the stuff, I just like the way it smells.

So Sarah Palin really will be able to see Russia in her own front yard.


I like the opposing party thing... this would make a good game show. We could all watch it just like Survivor and call in our votes.

You've got a lot of good ideas lordairgtar, I see you've given this some thought already.