Here's a little ditty to remember -
Wedding Ring - True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his
hoohoo. So how did it get on there in the first place?
Well according to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found
the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used
Petroleum Jelly to
slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you are married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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