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Important Health Issue

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.




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I had a cranberry cosmopolitan last night and had a thoroughly nice time
well I had 3/4 of a litre of it

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"Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."

I think all that smoke in Calif. is getting to JD

L.W.

Thanks JD, thats the best laugh I had in long time!

good one JD
its funny, we had free flu shots given to us at work today.. I refused to have mine cause I dont believe in their relevance to someone my age. The funny thig though, was the guy who was giving everyone crap for not getting a flu shot, got his shot and got really sick a few hours later and puked all over the back room (probably a coincidence but funny never the less)

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Gladly helping Kappy to become cyber immortal !!

I do enjoy coming here soooo much... I can't stop laughing

Public Service Announcement:

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not drink margaritas, but they should leave their phones on so they can pick up those that drink margaritas when the drinker has signs of the side effects of margarita consumption.

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IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER, THAT'S WHY I DRINK IT HERE!

Is it 5 oclock yet?

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Tonight I had my 1st shot of Tequila in 7 years & I'm feeling really good bout it as well as feeling really good physically. I had to stop drinking 7 years ago due to medical issues (cluster headaches) ... not that the alcohol caused the headaches but when I was goin' thru my cycles, alcohol was taboo. It's been 7 years that I've been pain free so I decided it was time again to crack the bottle & I'll tell ya I feel like a new woman!
It was after I visited this thread that sparked my interest for me to take a drink & I
thank-you for opening that door for me

How many motorcycles did you go through?

Oh you are a funny man too huh Lordy?

I went through many a motor-cycles in the 17 years I suffered with them but thankfully I'm cured now (knock On wood) & you know what my treatment was to rid my clusters... chugging a can of Pepsi... everytime I would start getting the headache, I would chug a can of Pepsi down as fast as I could & within minutes the beast was gone... I'm assuming the caffeine was the antidote