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jdmeister
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I'm older than Ollie..
If I had ever quit drinking, I'd start again.. 
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karyoker
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:16 pm |
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hey but you are both cute enuff to eat  _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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jdmeister
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:08 pm |
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I'm ready..
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LondonLive
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:45 pm |
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For a minute I thought I was on the wrong site.
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MorganLeFey
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:02 am |
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what did you think you had wandered into?
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LondonLive
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:55 am |
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Me thinx that perhaps in this case, speculation might be hazardous to my health. Sooooo do you think Dorothy was dizzy after the twister ride?
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karyoker
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:17 am |
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Who turned the lights out?
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MorganLeFey
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I feel like I have fallen down a rabbit hole  _________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... Don't mind...And those that mind... Don't matter."
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jdmeister
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:22 pm |
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I'd like to fall down that hole..
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Babs
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:24 pm |
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_________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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jdmeister
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:53 pm |
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
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Andygurl
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Flipper
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jdmeister @ Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:53 pm wrote: An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups
and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'
Now that was funny! 
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