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> To the Guy Who Mugged Me in Downtown Savannah
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> Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST
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> I was the guy with the black Burrberry jacket that
> you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife
> on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my
> girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come
> across this message. I'd like to apologize.
>
> I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew
> my pistol after you took my jacket. I was wearing the jacket
> for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold
> outside. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911
> .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a
> shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?
> It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your
> head, isn't it?
>
> It probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to
> wherever you came from with that brown mess
> flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse
> since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and
> wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up your
> buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the
> liberty of calling your "Momma" as you
> had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
> situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I
> gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie
> Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet,
> then I threw the wallet in a dumpster.
>
> I called a bunch of phone sex 900 numbers from your cell.
> They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know
> which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and since
> I've only had the phone for a little over a day, I
> don't know what's going on with that. I hope they
> haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to
> make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office
> with it. Oh well.
>
> About your pants. I was a little rough on you when you did
> this attempted mugging, so I'd like to make it up to
> you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so
> I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you
> for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you
> use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to
> apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk
> back home humiliated. I hope that you'll reconsider your
> choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky.
> If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch
> and laundry. Peace!
>
> - Alex

A guy by me just shot dead, one of three men who tried to rob him and his girlfriend in a bar parking lot. He had a legal permit to carry, a legally purchased weapon....and no charges are expected against him. The other two suspects were apprehended, and one charge will be of a homicide nature for getting their buddy killed........

Awww just gotta love them "MAKE MY DAY" laws.

Yea I love em
L.W.

I agree..

NFC Championship Game - $2500 (101)

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Reply to: sale-990235278@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-12, 2:09PM MST



I have for sale two tickets to the NFC Championship game. These tickets are located in the mid 20's row of section 101.

I have two pairs of tickets for sale, the buyer must meet and agree to the following conditions and purchase eligibility requirements:

Must pick up tickets while taking me to Dinner Thursday night at Flemings. I promise to consume only one bottle of wine, to be priced under $250.00

The buyer must show up in bright red tights and be wearing a Cardinals jersey and face paint. If the buyer should so decide to bring along an acquaintance, this person must also be dressed in the same attire.

The vehicle in which the driver arrives must be adorned with windows (and vehicle if desired) painted or wrapped, clearly indicating a sincere dislike or even hatred for the Philadelphia Eagles. Please refrain from profanity, as the valet may refuse to park the vehicle. Roadkill on the grill, prominently displyaing talons and beak of an eagle will result in a $2000.00 (two thousand dollar) discount on each ticket.

The buyer must also bring a 36 inch by 36 inch shadow box to the dinner. You do not need to know the purpose for the shadow box, other than to say no animals will be placed inside. My purpose for this shadow box is honorable and noble.

The transaction must be paid for in cash, prior to the dinner. After the dinner and visual inspection of car and attire, the tickets will be given to the buyer.

I have watched Star Wars many times and have the force on my side. I will know if you are not a sincere Cardinal fan and will not respond to mean spirited or hateful emails. You have all the information required, so do not ask any questions.

The price for the pair of tickets is $25,000.00 USD (twenty five thousand United States Dollars. Euros, Pesos, Yen, RMB and Eagle IOUs will not be accepted.

It could very likely be another 61 years before we see the Cardinals host a home playoff game. Do not deny yourself this opportunity!





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