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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a drink with that?

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.



Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good
laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but
chocolate
sings.

Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy with my
mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a
bad
mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. !

Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here, have some chocolate...

The diamonds are the safest route experiance Dave

sometimes anal beads work too....experience....not sure how safe, though....

"Diamonds...That'll shut her up"

Anal beads?