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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:18 pm 
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Here's one. I went to a new show where a KJ was playing. After the KJ sang a few songs, one of the managers told him to stop singing; plus not only did the manager tell him he was bad but he also said that he was putting people to sleep by not sining anything more upbeat. lolololol Now I'm trying to get in there.


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BarStar @ Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:38 am wrote:
When our buddy Cael gets up to sing, we always leave the karaoke booth and go outside to smoke.....but before we leave, we ALWAYS crack the mike and tell the crowd "If anyone has to take a dump, now would be a good time!"


Man, that's just WRONG!

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Last week I got a few laughs with this one....And Now with a Body from Baywatch and a Face from Crimewatch heeeer'eees Jennifer.

When good friends just get done singing (good singers too) I'll Say "Nice try" specially if they Just nailed the song.

Or if I have a "stand there and look at the monitor singer", at the end Ill say That was a good Read

Then ofcourse I still use the old standard when I get up to sing...Ill say...
."I had a request, but Im going to sing anyway"


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Before calling their name, just say "A former member of Menudo..."


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mroctober @ Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:59 pm wrote:
Last week I got a few laughs with this one....And Now with a Body from Baywatch and a Face from Crimewatch heeeer'eees Jennifer.

When good friends just get done singing (good singers too) I'll Say "Nice try" specially if they Just nailed the song.

Or if I have a "stand there and look at the monitor singer", at the end Ill say That was a good Read

Then ofcourse I still use the old standard when I get up to sing...Ill say...
."I had a request, but Im going to sing anyway"


Funny. i love the last one- came from good 'ol Dino Dean Martin himself. :)


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There is obviously a definitive line between those KJs posting here who have class, good taste and those who have not!


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Would appear so ... i'm frankly a little surprised but then I guess you'd have to experience the whole ambience to understand how some of this flies.


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My Remarks only go out to my closest friends , I have about 6 or seven regular singers that come to my house and sing at parties on sundays for the past few years, I would never discourage anyone with ribs that I knew couldnt take it, like I said we are a close knit group of fun serious singers, After years of parting together it kind of gives us the trust in eachother that it's all just in fun. just figgered Id add that so im not classified as having no Class. :) guess you just have to be there.


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