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How about Jacka$$ and Cougar? No description needed.

These need a name also:

The old guy in the bar who forgets how old he is and thinks he's gods gift to woman, hitting on every woman in the bar.

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The woman who dirty dance on the men or any object that will stay still long enough.

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This may turn into a book, the way things are going! Great additions, guys. And yes, Babs, I was trying to think of something for the dirty-dancing gals. Starfish? (They swim toward anything holding a microphone). And we added basset hound for people who sing nothing but weepy, depressing songs.

Maybe a skunk (a la Pepe LePew?) for the old lechers?

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Pepe Lepew perfect

How about Wood (@$%&#!) for the other: The woman who dirty dance on the men or any object that will stay still long enough like a pole.

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I like it! But I think it's okay to type woodpecker (as long as it's one word and not two;-). And yes, occasionally I HAVE felt like a stripper pole.

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See/hear the serial version of Michael's karaoke novel, "Outro," at outronovel.blogspot.com

In the interest of preventing uneasy feelings amongst the male KJs, I will volunteer my services as "stripper pole"

Sending all my woodpeckers your way.

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Thankee thankee, babs. Of course I in no way resemble a pole. More like a round object.

The very woman who inspired the praying mantis pulled it on me again last night. Only problem: it was her birthday, so I kinda had to do it. But if she pulls that stuff again, I'm going to hand her my menagerie.

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See/hear the serial version of Michael's karaoke novel, "Outro," at outronovel.blogspot.com