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karaoke koyote
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 Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:05 am |
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I'm getting ready to redo T-shirts again, and this time I think I'm gonna do it slightly different.
I'm gonna put the Koyote logo on the back like before,
http://thekaraokekoyote.com/default.aspx
but on the front I'm gonna put:
Koyote's karaoke excuse T-shirt
And the list a bunch of excuses. Here's what I've got so far, please add more!!
That wasn't the right version
I'm too drunk to sing
That was in the wrong key
I usually sing better than that
That girl/guy was distracting me
I couldn't hear myself
I sound better at the other bar
I'm just doing this for fun
KEEP IT GOING!
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spotlightjr
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:59 am |
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I'm too sober right now, maybe later
Can I sing a different one?
My friends made me do this
In the car... I nail that song every time
What's coming out of the mic isn't whats coming out of my mouth
I wasn't ready, can I start over?
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Terryoke
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:27 am |
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"I am too Sing to Drunk!" 
"I'm singing in tune,
its your ears that are off key!" 
"I sing great in the shower,
so let me get out of these clothes!" 
"Anybody for MIME Karaoke?" 
Just some ideas 
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ripman8
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:54 pm |
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These lyrics are wrong.
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johnny reverb
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:20 pm |
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I just got a vasectomy.......lost all ma high notes
"""""""""""""""""""""""""".......lost all ma low notes.....
for women......I sound a little shriiiiiiiiillllll..............cause I'm ragginnnnnnnnnn..... 
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lordairgtar
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:55 pm |
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I don't know the words to "Tequila"
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letitrip
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:41 am |
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This is the first time I sang that song
I haven't sung that song in forever
I don't really know this song
I have a cold/sore throat/stuffy nose/etc.
The words move too fast
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jamkaraoke
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:26 am |
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"This doesn't sound like the original!"
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atxklown
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:03 am |
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Oh this song, I was all set to sing the other song.
Is everybody ready to Time Warp??
What's wrong with this crowd, this song killed at the other venue.
What? This isn't the extended version??
And I promise I won't #$*&%ing use vulgarity.
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Babs
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I don't know the words
I left my medication at home
I normally only sing with my band
The pay sucks
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mr.fahrenheit
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:36 pm |
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letitrip @ Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:41 pm wrote: This is the first time I sang that song
I haven't sung that song in forever
I don't really know this song
I have a cold/sore throat/stuffy nose/etc.
The words move too fast
That one always gets me - when they're struggling with a song, about midway through they turn to me and say "I don't really know this song"
Like it was ME who'd put it in for THEM ???
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karaoke koyote
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:47 pm |
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letitrip @ Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:41 am wrote:
The words move too fast
Cracks me up every time... "no, you're not reading fast enough!" I'd like to say. Lol.
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tcradiodj
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:50 am |
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Lol great comments, i've also heard them all! Quick question, a bit off but does anyone know a good place to make shirts? Ive tried vista and the quality of the printing is very poor.
Thanks!
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P Tucker
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:54 am |
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Or.....If I try to hit those notes, I'll make a funny face!
Or.....D*mned smoking ruined my voice!
Maybe.....I'm sorry y'all....but I had to pee real bad!
Or.....I practiced too much today.
Or.....People weren't watching, so I figured what's the point? 
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karaoke koyote
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:49 am |
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tcradiodj @ Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:50 am wrote: Lol great comments, i've also heard them all! Quick question, a bit off but does anyone know a good place to make shirts? Ive tried vista and the quality of the printing is very poor.
Thanks!
Forget the internet for this task. Find a local business, and get them to do it for you. The screen runs about $70, and the shirts will run about $7-$9 ea. depending on how many you buy.
Surely, the bars you work at have T-shirts... whose doing theirs? Having a connection that way might help you on the price.
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jr2423
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:56 pm |
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"Is This Thing On?"
Not and excuse, but heard more often than not.
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letitrip
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:34 pm |
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As online companies go, Spreadshirt has the best quality bar far. They use a technique that is way better than silk screening, its a thicker coat and lasts considerably longer than normal silk screening. However, spreadshirt is not cheap. If you want cheaper price for buying in bulk, then I'd agree that looking for a local silk screener is definitely the way to go.
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masterblaster
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:55 am |
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"Where do the words come up"?
"When's my turn"?
"I guess I'm not drunk enough. I sound much better when I'm drunk".
"I sound much better in the car/shower/my own mind".
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Big Wyll
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:05 pm |
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What do you mean you don't have this song, it's a classic?
THe font is too small
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