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Mine was a song called "Blinded by the light" I believe a group named Manfred mann or something like that did it

I was singing "wrapped up like a douche in her- roll her in the night" !

The line is actually supposed to be "revved up like a deuce another runner in the night"

also heard a springsteen version too- but he said "Cut loose like a deuce" in fact THAT"s what clued me in to MY mongo goof! Boy was my face red thinking about all the people I saig that song in front of the wrong way. They must've negelcted to tell me I had a fixation on women's hygeine products because they were embarassed FOR me!

I know I'm not the only one...who else has a good story?

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Do you know what a "Deuce" is? I do.

A friend of mine did a Barry Manilow song (I want to say it was Mandy, but I'm not sure) one night....the line is "Come, come, come into my arms..." He said "Come, come, come all over my arms..." It was a friend of mine. He sang it fairly regularly, and it really was one of those weird blank out moments, not intentional. He came back to our table looking kind of confused and said "What did I just sing?"

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"I hold the key to an open door....will I ever be free...?"

OMG....ROTFLMFAO!

Isn't that "Magic" the one where he used the Chopin chords?

I hope you gave your buddy hell!

We were doing a church play/musical about Lazarus rising from the dead and the lead had a monolog about what he missed from his life. The line was " I miss the smell of martha's bread baking"...but he got it wrong..and what was so funny was that he knew it as he was saying it because he got the funny lookon his face and slowed down..but still couldn't stop himself...he said "what I really miss most is the sound ...of Martha's... BED.... breaking" The entire congregation fell in the floor! That is the reddest I have ever seen a human being get! LOBSTER! Too funny!

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Mine is from "Here for the Party" Gretchen wilson. The part where it should say " Purple hooter shooter" I said "Purple pooper shooter".

I've actually done it more than once. It's like a tongue twister for me when I sing it.

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That's it! Magic! I was pretty young at the time and kind of embarrassed by it, so, I think I just blushed and stammered a lot. *laugh* Pretty sure one of my other friends gave him hell, though. If it happened now, you better believe I'd be dishing out some hell!

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"I hold the key to an open door....will I ever be free...?"

That's "Could It Be Magic". I used to perform his medley version of "Could It Be Magic" and "Mandy".

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Now THAT is DARN funny! Aren't we a pair..I'm stuck up on "feminine hygeine" products and you just brought up a whole mess of "hygeine" issues I don't EVEN want to contemplate! PMSL!

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I don't know about messing up or thinking that words are different from the actual lyrics. However, this one guy would sing the chorus to The Lion Sleeps Tonight and would substitute A-we-ma-weh a-we-ma-weh....with my !!!!!!!!!'s wet. Naughty boy

there was a country song and it should read...here's a twenty bring my change in dimes....for the life of me i kept saying ....here's a Penny....

i guess you could only do this in a band but...there was this song not sure which one....but if you didn't get the last verse right u couldn't get out of the song....normally a 3 1/2 min. song went on 1 night for i knowwwwww 10 min....l...i just couldn't get it right...thats what live is all about i guess....

Well then..

I do spin a few words, "Don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies" is one..

"Save a cowboy ride a horse"

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How 'bout - "Save a disc, burn a DJ!"

Oh man I really did a dilly Saturday night. I was singing The Lady Loves Me and when it came to the line "Dig that shrinking violet" I said "Dick thats shrinking"

Nobody really caught it but me. I was laughing so hard I could barely finish the song.

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I think that's cool..

one time I was singing a song, and the phrase "Bass is pumping" came up... and I sang "Bass (as in FISH) is pumping..." and I stopped singing and hung my head. The whole place rolled... took most of the song for me to get myself back in conrol.

One night a couple visited the venue where I sang each Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. The young lady was undoubtedly one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen; about seven foot tall, super long legs and with perfect facial features and a body of a goddess.

Her escort, let her lead as they walked the aisle toward the table in front of me as I sang. When they arrived at the table, as she sat down her skirt came up above her hips. I lost it.

A little over a hundred people eating, drinking, and enjoying watching the sailboats sail the Laguna stopped eating, drinking and enjoying watching the sailboats sail the Laguna to turn and just stare at me - including my wife. I not only messed up the lyrics, I changed the lyrics. I began singing the lyrics to “One Night with You”, by Elvis. To this day I cannot remember the song I was singing originally. During my break my wife asked me, “What was that all about?” All I could say was, “I have no Idea.”

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