This was just emailed to me so I thought I would share.
The Dallas Solution
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association
in the suburbs of Dallas , Texas . They were having a terrible
problem with litter near some of his association's homes.
The reason according to my friend is that six very large, luxurious
new houses are being built right next to their community.
The trash was coming from the Mexican laborers working at the
construction sites and included bags from McDonald's, Burger King,
and 7-11, plus coffee cups, napkins, cigarette butts, coke cans, empty
bottles, etc. He went to see the site supervisor and even the general
contractor, politely urging them to get their workers not to litter the
neighborhood, but to no avail. He called the city, county, and police
got no help there either.
So here's what his community did. They organized about twenty folks,
named themselves The "Inner Neighborhood Services" group, and
arranged to go out at lunch time and "police" the trash themselves.
It is what they did while picking up the trash that is so hilarious.
They bought navy blue baseball caps and had the initials "INS"
embroidered in gold on the caps. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to
understand what they hoped people might mistakenly think the letters
really stand for.
After the Inner Neighborhood Services group's first lunch-time pickup
detail, with all of them wearing their caps and some carrying cameras,
46 out of the total of 68 construction workers did not show up for work
the next morning -- and haven't come back yet. It has been ten days now.
The General Contractor, I'm told, is madder than hell, but can't say
anything publicly because he could be busted for hiring illegal aliens.
Wallace and his bunch can't be accused of impersonating federal personnel,
because they have the official name of the group recorded in their
homeowner association minutes, along with a notation about the vote to
approve formation of the new subcommittee -- and besides, they
informed the INS in advance of their plans and the INS said basically,
"Have at it!"
SO, FOLKS, I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT TEXAS INGENUITY
TRIUMPHS AGAIN!
Reminder:
Don't forget to pay your taxes, 12 million illegal aliens are depending on
you.
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