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Moonrider
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Ever have one of "those" nights where something just isn't sitting right at all, and the resulting "accompaniment" is just incredibly resonant and aromatic?
I'm talking about just rippin' 'em out loud enough to embarrass the hogs, and stinky enough to drop a skunk in it's tracks.
What do ya do???? 
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Avg Joe
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Absolutely speechless. And on a topic like this, and my sense of humor, that's quite amazing. 
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Moonrider
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:03 pm |
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Avg Joe @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:35 pm wrote: Absolutely speechless. And on a topic like this, and my sense of humor, that's quite amazing. You forgot to vote! 
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Lonman
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Luckily I have smoke eater right above me, so I don't worry!  _________________ LIKE Lonman on Facebook - Lonman Productions Karaoke & my main site via my profile!
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diafel
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Heck! Just wait till a loud part of the song, let it go, and then pretend that's it's from the singer that just left the stage.
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seattledrizzle
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For bumper music, I would play snatches of That Smell by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
edit: or Get Off of My Cloud by the Rolling Stones
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RLC
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diafel @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:00 pm wrote: Heck! Just wait till a loud part of the song, let it go, and then pretend that's it's from the singer that just left the stage.
I guess THAT IS a better idea than puttin it on the mic as part of a rap song.
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I have a couple of regulars that smell bad enough that nobody else would notice. 
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Babs
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First of all I can't believe I voted.  Second of all my poofs don't stink. Really they don't. I still can't believe I voted. Third of all what happens when the music is playing and you can't hear anything else is betwwen me and my ... _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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At first when I read Pepe LePew I was assuming this was a dilemma about a Singer who wouldn't take no for an answer. I never realized what kind of sexual deviant that Skunk was until I grew up.
As for the flatulence, a KJ I knew went to a restroom and had to actually raise up a leg while saying "Thank you Evenesence, I've been saving that for a while."
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Lonman
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diafel @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:00 pm wrote: Heck! Just wait till a loud part of the song, let it go, and then pretend that's it's from the singer that just left the stage.
Or the person that just handed you a slip for when the next person comes up!!!! _________________ LIKE Lonman on Facebook - Lonman Productions Karaoke & my main site via my profile!
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RLC @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:50 pm wrote: diafel @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:00 pm wrote: Heck! Just wait till a loud part of the song, let it go, and then pretend that's it's from the singer that just left the stage. I guess THAT IS a better idea than puttin it on the mic as part of a rap song. Would it make a difference to most rap?  _________________ LIKE Lonman on Facebook - Lonman Productions Karaoke & my main site via my profile!
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Babs
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Brings new meaning to beat boxing, but I wouldn't want to use the mic after that. _________________ [shadow=pink][glow=deepskyblue]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Um, I think THIS subject should have it's own forum!
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I don't know..., Maybe offer each singer the oportunity to pull my finger on their way to the stage?
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Babs @ Wed 07 Oct, 2009 11:31 pm wrote: First of all I can't believe I voted. Second of all my poofs don't stink. Really they don't. I still can't believe I voted....
Babs, you're killin' me.
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Avg Joe
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Moonrider @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:03 pm wrote: Avg Joe @ Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:35 pm wrote: Absolutely speechless. And on a topic like this, and my sense of humor, that's quite amazing. You forgot to vote! No I didn't, that was part of the speechlessness
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RLC
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lshiny @ Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:25 am wrote: I have a couple of regulars that smell bad enough that nobody else would notice. They come to your show too?
Maybe..., I guess I haven't seen them for a week or 2.
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You NEVER tell anyone  -- You just keep pointing to the singer that JUST left the stage when the next singer comes up and rolls their eyes beause of the smell !!
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