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At my regular show last night, One of my regular female singers got up to "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin. As soon as she started, a young "gentleman" got up and started doing the "stripper dance" in front of her. First he teased by lifting up the shirt.
And we all laughed.
Then he removed the shirt.
And we continued to laugh.
Then he removed his belt, swung it around and tossed it to the side.
And we all laughed some more.
He then continued his dance and undid his button and fly.
And we laughed again.
When he took his pants right off and the owner escorted him outside sans clothing, was when we all totally lost it.
Everyone except the singer, who didn't miss a beat, even though she was grinning from ear to ear and trying desperately not to lose it, was busting a gut.
Was a hilarious night, despite the fact that I started the show with one speaker that was mysteriously blown sometime in the middle of the previous night while I was sleeping!

I was expecting you to say you laughed the loudest when he unwrapped his "package".

Apparently, he had no package to unwrap!

I find most people who want to take their clothes off at karaoke are the people I'd least want to see do it! It's only funny until someone vomits.

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