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Brian A
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:16 pm |
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johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Earthquakes, volcano eruption, solar flares that will melt the arctic ice, raise the ocean levels & flood our cities. Finally, like how you predicted that giant asteroid shaped like a huge dildo after crashing into the Grand Canyon will bounced back up & be sucked by the black hole.
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JoeChartreuse
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:00 am |
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johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Oh hell, if you really want to worry about the world ending, think 2028 (April) or 2034. In 2028 an asteroid ( can't remeber the name- begins with an E, I think) WILL pass so close to Earth that it will be UNDER our weather satellites- FACT. However, this course prediction is from way out, and they are predicting in distances that are absolutely infinitesimal in the astronomical sense. Plus, this does not include any outside gravitational effects or minor collisions with meteors that might change it's course. If it DOES miss, it circles the sun and gets a second attempt in 2034. Happy now?
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BigJer
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:08 am |
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johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Haha! Johnny you ought to be writing scripts for Troma films.
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johnny reverb
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:45 am |
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Brian A wrote: johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Earthquakes, volcano eruption, solar flares that will melt the arctic ice, raise the ocean levels & flood our cities. Finally, like how you predicted that giant asteroid shaped like a huge dildo after crashing into the Grand Canyon will bounced back up & be sucked by the black hole. I wanna be an asteroid......
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johnny reverb
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:48 am |
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BigJer wrote: johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Haha! Johnny you ought to be writing scripts for Troma films. those movies are horrible, I've yet to watch one, even half-way through........ thanks a lot Jer.....
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johnny reverb
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:53 am |
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JoeChartreuse wrote: johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Oh hell, if you really want to worry about the world ending, think 2028 (April) or 2034. In 2028 an asteroid ( can't remeber the name- begins with an E, I think) WILL pass so close to Earth that it will be UNDER our weather satellites- FACT. However, this course prediction is from way out, and they are predicting in distances that are absolutely infinitesimal in the astronomical sense. Plus, this does not include any outside gravitational effects or minor collisions with meteors that might change it's course. If it DOES miss, it circles the sun and gets a second attempt in 2034. Happy now? No..... we can alter the course of an asteroid......but we'd need a pretty big butt plug to stop this baby..... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309738,00.html
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Earl
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:31 am |
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We're planning an end-of-the-world party at our regular Thursday evening gig.... and IF they Mayans got it wrong... we'll do a "We're Still Here" theme at our other weekly gig Saturday night... We'll have songs with end-of-the-world themes Thursday, and survivor songs on Saturday.
Either way, it's a very good excuse to add a little something to the party.
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ripman8
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:05 am |
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Brian A wrote: Dec 21st is Friday I will be hosting that night. I’ll try to make it one heck of a party. Tell my singers to get the frack out of this gloom & doom feeling & just party - drink up, get drunk & be merry. “Let’s Armageddon outta here!” Hangover? There ain’t gonna be none, but if we woke up the day after & have this tremendous hangover we’ll just wish – oh sh*t let this world end already! I too have a gig that Friday. I think I will get a sound bite of a huge explosion and play it at midnight. More world songs: Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning) #1 2001, Till The World Ends #3 2011, Last Night Of The World 1999, The Man Who Sold The World 1970, What A Wonderful World 1967, What the World Needs Now Is Love #7 1965, Rockin' All Over The World 1975, Drop The World 2010, World Under Ice 2001, Top of the World #2 1973, Goodbye Cruel World 1979, World Of Pain 2002, Out Of This World 1962, World So Cold 2010, Til The World Ends 1975, Joy to the World #1 1971, Until the End of the World 1991, What The World Needs Now, Not all specifically say the world is ending but just make sense for this kind of party to me.
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Brian A
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:18 am |
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johnny reverb wrote: Brian A wrote: johnny reverb wrote: Nobody really said how it's suppose to end.......I'll guess a giant asteroid, shaped like a huge dildo crashes into the Grand Canyon........anybody else got any ideas?...... Earthquakes, volcano eruption, solar flares that will melt the arctic ice, raise the ocean levels & flood our cities. Finally, like how you predicted that giant asteroid shaped like a huge dildo after crashing into the Grand Canyon will bounced back up & be sucked by the black hole. I wanna be an asteroid...... Only you, jr.
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Brian A
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:38 am |
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Great news from NASA. The world will not end Dec 21st http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html#endDo I believe the rocket scientists or the Mayans. Let’s see. Didn’t Nasa spent millions of $$ on workable ballpoint pens because it wouldn’t work upside down in zero gravity? (neither here on earth). The Russians just used pencils. Problem solved.
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johnny reverb
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:19 pm |
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ripman8 wrote: [I too have a gig that Friday. I think I will get a sound bite of a huge explosion and play it at midnight. Just have somebody pull the main breaker, and cut the power to the whole joint.......it's the 21st all Friday, so anytime will do. If you wait til midnight.....you're technically ending the world on the 22nd......
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Brian A
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:35 pm |
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johnny reverb wrote: ripman8 wrote: [I too have a gig that Friday. I think I will get a sound bite of a huge explosion and play it at midnight. Just have somebody pull the main breaker, and cut the power to the whole joint.......it's the 21st all Friday, so anytime will do. If you wait til midnight.....you're technically ending the world on the 22nd...... What a great prank. Stop the music before midnight, power down my system & tell the manager to cut the power from the main breaker. Blackout! They’ll be so spooked they’ll think its already happening. Or is it???
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ripman8
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:19 am |
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johnny reverb wrote: ripman8 wrote: [I too have a gig that Friday. I think I will get a sound bite of a huge explosion and play it at midnight. Just have somebody pull the main breaker, and cut the power to the whole joint.......it's the 21st all Friday, so anytime will do. If you wait til midnight.....you're technically ending the world on the 22nd...... My bad, I meant just before midnight. Bigger crowd, drunker crowd, more fun!
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MrBoo
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:47 am |
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We are now doing an end of the world party. I'm working on Prince 1999. Original context was the future, now it's for the past. Will probably also do Highway to Hell and Top of the World.. I plan on wearing a foil hat all night! Should be a blast... if it happens... that is...
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MrBoo
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:11 am |
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Note to self: Do not make 'The end of the World" party an end of the world event by leaning into the amp with a foil hat! I'm using the BOSE PAS so I don't think I have to worry about that...
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Lonman
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:18 am |
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johnny reverb wrote: A few years back, there was a story of a DJ wearing a foil had, who accidently leaned into his amp with it.........he died from the resulting electric shock. He must have pulled the ground plug off his amp to eliminate hum! That would certainly do it!
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ripman8
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:25 pm |
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Lonman wrote: johnny reverb wrote: A few years back, there was a story of a DJ wearing a foil had, who accidently leaned into his amp with it.........he died from the resulting electric shock. He must have pulled the ground plug off his amp to eliminate hum! That would certainly do it! Johnny was just kidding Lonnie.
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Lonman
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:58 pm |
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ripman8 wrote: Lonman wrote: johnny reverb wrote: A few years back, there was a story of a DJ wearing a foil had, who accidently leaned into his amp with it.........he died from the resulting electric shock. He must have pulled the ground plug off his amp to eliminate hum! That would certainly do it! Johnny was just kidding Lonnie. May have been kidding, but that IS what could happen!
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