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This is AWESOME!!! A very entertaining thread, indeed!!

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I am the ONLY SANE 1 HERE

Remember the Sharon Stone interrogation in the movie Basic Instinct?
Well she wasn’t Sharon Stone and there was no interrogation but otherwise very similar experience…..kinda.

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Music speaks to the heart in ways words cannot express.

Smooth, with this post, you're just like the guy who walks into a confessional, and tells the priest...."father, I had sex with three different women last night"...to which the Padre exclaims..."good Lord, son...are you married"...to which the guy says...."no. hell, I'm not even Catholic....but I just had to tell somebody!"......

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Electro-Voice Evolve 50... Taking Sound To The Next Level.

I'm still waiting for my five sec.s of fame.

This happened about a year ago: I'm at my usual Friday night gig (sports bar) and its pretty busy. Great singers and dancers, etc Everyone is into each singer and the vibe is great when all of a sudden these two girls walk through the door.

These two girls were very attractive, and very young but what made them stand out the most was that they were clad in only a tiny bikini and high heels.

As I continued the show it seemed very obvious that these two ladies had a "show" of their own going and were drawing much attention from the guys and not so approving girls.

Come to find out these girls were hired by the hookah lounge that was just opening in the same plaza I was at. They were walking around from table to table handing out gift cards,etc. I quickly alerted the bartenders and bouncer but they were busy and didn't seem all that bothered by it.

This is going on for about 15 minutes when these two girls saunter up to me and request to sing a song. Once again, I go to the head bartender and ask if it's okay for them to be in here dressed like this. She said it wasn't a big deal to her as long as they stopped promoting the hookah lounge next door. The bouncer went over to the girls and they assured him they were done promoting and just wanted to sing.

To be honest, I was very hesitant putting these girls up to sing. Of course, the guys were all drooling over these two, but I could see that some of the ladies were getting upset.

After about ten minutes I decide to call them up and get them singing. I figured the sooner they sing the sooner they leave. (they told me they were leaving after singing, anyways)
Sure enough they come up and sing "i'm too sexy" and the place is going wild. These two girls are actually performing quite well and singing along with the words..... and then it happened..................

The girls set their mics down on the table and looked at each other and in one swift motion.... TOPLESS!!!

If I'm being honest I would have to say that I was momentarily paralyzed and so was the audience. After the initial shock wore off the guys went crazy screaming and the two girls walked out the side door of the venue with their bikini tops in hand. The bouncer escorted them off the premises and the cops were called to the hookah lounge.

The rest of the night was pretty insane after that. Guys ripping their shirts off while singing, girls dancing very risk-ay, etc.

Oh, the life of a karaoke host!!!

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Sound Choice and Chartbuster Certified

Spotlightjr, I'm not that far from you and I might have to stop by some night in hopes of something like that happening again. I had a gal with a rather fine booty pull down her shorts and expose her "G" string because one of the guys asked her if she was wearing one. She was pretty quick to show him/us........ twice!!

Not my show, butt one year at the Karaoke Scene prelims, the Bikini barmaids got up to sing, and "Popped A Top" as they say..

Not long after, the bar changed hands..

never had any pretty girls hit on me, but I have had several interesting karaoke experiences over the years.

The first was in vancouver. There was a sealed/unused tampon on the floor and a rather attractive woman sitting at the table next to it.. I didn't know what to do, but i figured if i was a woman and it was my absolute last one.. So I took a deep breath and said to her "Excuse me, I hate to bother you but did you drop this" and she looks at me and says "Oh no, see this is what I use" and she whips a different brand out of her purse and shoves it in my face. At this point all I can manage is "Oh.. ok" I was SOOO embarassed.

the second was also in Vancouver. I had a lot of lesbian friends in Vancouver, and it seem like they made it their mission in life to embarrass the hell out of me whenever humanly possible. So this one night we were all at karaoke, and some guy starts yelling "You suck" and one of my friends stood up on a table and yelled at the guy at the top of her lungs "James doesn't suck, we won't let him"


The last was when I was hosting a private party for a bunch of biker chicks. They were pretty nice people, but I don't think I have ever had my (@$%&#!) pinched so much in my entire life.

cheers

-james