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It's frustrating for a host when a singer can't make up their mind on what to sing... You ask them, and they invariably answer "I Don't Know"...

So.... I now have a song in my library called "I Don't Know"... It's a badly-written song to the tune of Folsom Prison Blues that I put together using Karaoke Builder Studio.

I'm going to test it out at this evening's gig.

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Earl
(BS, PHD & Certified CurmuDJeon)

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If you ask the Audience how they liked it, they may respond.......

It went over like gangbusters... Huge applause... and lots of laughs.

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Earl
(BS, PHD & Certified CurmuDJeon)

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Any chance you would post your new words?

Like I said, it's pretty hokey... and I'm almost too embarrassed to print it here... So, if you'll excuse the amateurish attempt... here goes:

I DON'T KNOW
(A Parody)

He asked me what
I’m singin’
I told him
“I don’t know”

He said
“I need a title
To get on
with the show"

Or he would
Kami-kaze
And make me
sing some RAP

But I didn’t think
he’d do it
Thought he was
full of crap

I told him
I was sorry
And Please don’t
be too rash

I’d rather sing
some Haggard
Or maybe
Johnny Cash

I’d even try
some Elvis
Or do some
Tim McGraw

But Eminem and
Snoop Dogg
Should be
against the law.

(12 Bar Instrumental Break)

I guess I should
have pleaded
Have mercy
if you please

Don't make me sing
No punk rock
I'm begging
on my knees

But he just grinned
and told me
To get up
on the floor

He said, "I'm gonna
teach a lesson
You won't do that
no more"

(12 Bar Instrumental Break)

Well, he didn't like
my answer
And I know
I was wrong

He made me sing
like Tiny Tim
That
"Tiptoe Tulips" song

And I was sure
embarrassed
I learned my lesson
though

And from now on
When he asks me
I won't say
"I don't know"

If I knew how to do it, I'd add the .cdg file here... but I'm afraid that's above my capabilities... not to mention probably illegal too.

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Earl
(BS, PHD & Certified CurmuDJeon)

[font=Times New Roman]"Growing Old may be mandatory... but growing UP is still optional."[/font]

That's very clever, Earl. Nice job!

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Cuuuuute!

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the lyrics .cdg file alone is your's and free to do with what you want as long as you don't include the audio file.

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It's all good!

in that case, please upload i would totally play that

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I would upload.... if I knew how. But I'm afraid my computer skills are somewhere in the same general area as my knowledge of quantum physics...

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Earl
(BS, PHD & Certified CurmuDJeon)

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Singer:"I don't know"
KJ: "I don't know either . . . Next singer"

I think you can do it as an attachment? Like a picture.

Probably... but I don't know how to do that either... If you want to send me a PM with your email address, I can send it to you that way.

As I said, my computer skills are just slightly above zero.

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Earl
(BS, PHD & Certified CurmuDJeon)

[font=Times New Roman]"Growing Old may be mandatory... but growing UP is still optional."[/font]