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Isis @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:11 pm wrote:
Hey Crystal... I'll give you and your hubby free room and board if you wanna come to DFW...I also have built in babysitting if you need it...I have teenagers, 12, 17 & 18...I can always blackmail the kids to babysit for free....(you know...gosh that car you drive...Never had to pay a payment on that did you...Hmmm it sure would be a shame if mom had to take your keys for the next week......It's rough, but you do what you have to do)rofl


MAN! that would be SWEET!!

but gettin the hubby to come down to Texas with me would be like pullin teeth!!! He is SOOOOO not into the cowboy, country music thing like me. He'd be shakin his head at all the belt buckles and boots. He's weird that way....

as for babysitting..... i have NO kids, so that's not a problem at all

I just have to find a girlfriend to travel with!

I'm thinkin if Charmin gets that Oregon party goin, that'll be the first place I'll go!

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Crystal @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:45 pm wrote:
Isis @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:11 pm wrote:
Hey Crystal... I'll give you and your hubby free room and board if you wanna come to DFW...I also have built in babysitting if you need it...I have teenagers, 12, 17 & 18...I can always blackmail the kids to babysit for free....(you know...gosh that car you drive...Never had to pay a payment on that did you...Hmmm it sure would be a shame if mom had to take your keys for the next week......It's rough, but you do what you have to do)rofl


MAN! that would be SWEET!!

but gettin the hubby to come down to Texas with me would be like pullin teeth!!! He is SOOOOO not into the cowboy, country music thing like me. He'd be shakin his head at all the belt buckles and boots. He's weird that way....

as for babysitting..... i have NO kids, so that's not a problem at all

I just have to find a girlfriend to travel with!

I'm thinkin if Charmin gets that Oregon party goin, that'll be the first place I'll go!


OK, so head to Oregon, feed Charmin some tranqs, and you BOTH come down here and party your tails off!!  Then, tranq her up, pour her on the plane, and take her home.  Sounds simple enough to me!!   :D

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LMFAO!!! while she tranqued up.... I'll let her pay for the tickets too ;)

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Now, liquor? That might be the way to get me on an airplane. So, she could probably take me out on the town, get me rip roaring drunk, then heck- I'd probably think I could FLY the plane. But never pills..... wouldn't happen.


Liquor counts as a tranquilizer!!  So, Crystal, get her to drink up and DO IT!!   :hi5:

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We'll get her liquored up and tell her we are taking a bus with 3 wheels.....ROFL

Hey if we are going to do an oregon thing sometime around august 15th would be nice...My son is getting married in Seattle so I'll be in the neighborhood and heck it is only 4 hours away....We can drive for 10 hours here in Texas and never leave the state and that is in one direction...

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Char, you got family in Austin?  COOL!!!!!  what part?  i'm just norht of austin.  any time you come down you should look me up.  we won't party til the cows come home....we'll party til they go to bed the next night!  about the flying thing...i completely understand. i ALMOST didn't go to colorado this year 'cuz they wanted to put me on a little itty bitty plane.,  Hell my TAHOE is bigger than that thing (and i told them that too, before my wife hit me)  anyway the best thing to do as soon as you get on the plane announce in a loud voice "God I hope this plane don't crash!"  has worked for me everytime i've flown  which is quite often lately.   that and i drink......ALOT! before i fly

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Keith01 @ Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:19 pm wrote:
I'm into Josh Turner's new "Your Man" right now......He and I have exact matching voices.....So his latest is perfect for me.

Besides that, the song is seductive.


I heard that song for the first time at work today!  I WANT TO LEARN IT NOW!!!  Oh, man is that right in my range!!

And if there was EVER a song to try and flirt with somebody while you're singing it...You're right, Keith...it's just seductive...got a "get busy" feel to it :drunk:

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I'm gonna have to find that song and listen to you...Maybe Keith will sub it for me....Hint hint...wink wink....

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Isis @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:48 pm wrote:
I'm gonna have to find that song and listen to you...Maybe Keith will sub it for me....Hint hint...wink wink....


http://search.music.yahoo.com/search/?m=all&p=Josh+Turner+Your+Man&x=27&y=7

Try it...I bet you'll like it.  LOL

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I used to have these great dreams... I have a horrible fear of flying... In the dream I'd always get worked up, be freaking out, yet as it turned out, the pilot would take the flat route, and would only stay about 30 feet off the ground.  Nice dream.

Incidently, That's the only time I'm willing to fly,  In my dreams !

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:31 pm 
BlueStainedShoes @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:29 pm wrote:
Keith01 @ Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:08 am wrote:
But I'm still hung up on Charmin................

I want to see Charmin in boots and jeans. :dancin:




THEN...... You'd be on here making a new thread::

"Whoever wants a fit throwing, man beating, stubborn, bullheaded woman I picked up at Christmas...... come get her"

Then again, you might LIKE the "beating" part. :rotflmao:


I like fish that are hard to catch, horses that are hard to ride, and women that I have to wrestle down and make me take what I want.

I don't like the beating part, but I live for the winning part.....I wear their claw marks proudly. LOL


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:50 am 
Your first flying experience should be in a small plane piloted by an experienced pilot.....Just the two of you.....After that, you will be hooked....Especially if he let's you take control for a spell.

I had no choice but to fly all over this world packed in like a sardine for years...I hated it, but that experience stole from me the real thrill of flying.

My Son has is private license now....I envy him!

P.S.....If you decide to try jumping out of a plane, I'll paint a big white X on the roof of my house....I'd really enjoy you dropping in on me like that. :)


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:58 am 
I guess I need to work on the tender part..........Does that mean I need to slowly tear their pants off instead of rip?...(Any help or advise would be appreciated).

Oh,.......I got one horse that is real gentile.....He's a petting zoo if that's what you like in a horse.

He ain't like me at all.....whatever you do, don't pet on me or I will go full rodeo mode.


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BlueStainedShoes @ Tue Jan 31, 2006 1:55 pm wrote:
Keith01 @ Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:50 am wrote:

P.S.....If you decide to try jumping out of a plane, I'll paint a big white X on the roof of my house....I'd really enjoy you dropping in on me like that. :)


Sure, I'll "drop by" this weekend okay?

But I've heard that your first time out skydiving you're not supposed to wear anything but the parachute? Is that true? Or was somebody lying to me?

Lemme know.....  :rotflmao:

Hahaha....... Keith, you're too fun.


Nah, don't believe that....It's about 30 below up there....Your stipples would nick out and be so brittle that they might break off.....Then what would you use to poke my eyes out once you fell into my arms?

I want first to see you, then I want my eyes poked out....Don't ask, I've always been that way.


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Your stipples would nick out and be so brittle that they might break off.....Then what would you use to poke my eyes out once you fell into my arms



I need to try this pickup line one of these days !   Maybe I'd get lucky

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 12:07 pm 
Steven, I love you, no joke...But you need to sit still and be real quiet.....I'm busy here......Hey, I promise to take pics, ok?...Maybe even video.

Just think about it like we were out fishing/hunting together.....Learn to whisper and use hand signals


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