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'course where i come from it's only successful if one of the three (or all of them !) are leaving with you!


i'm on my way!!! when i get to Pocatello I hang a left, right?

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Well I dont think the WIFEY would approve of me LEAVING with them, but there's nothing wrong with a PLAYFUL WHACK ON THE BUTT with a songbook!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Ahhhhhh, the WIFE issue!  In that case, my friend..good job, good job!  
(if it were later in the night i would sterr this thread in another direction, but it's way too early to get started down THAT road.  plus crystal, sharon, and charmin aren't around!)

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All work and no play make Homer something something

And as to the cuties flirting with me-------------well i think that just kinda keeps the wifey INTERESTED in me---keeps her from TAKING ME FOR GRANTED.........her knowing that the cuties "SENSE MY POWER" and continue to CHASE AFTER ME and SEEK ME OUT!! Makes the wifey stay APPRECIATIVE!!! Lets her know she STILL HAS TO COMPETE AND WORK AT IT!!!!  :worship:  LMAO  :yum:  

Oh and as to Charmin-------------go listen to my latest sub on SS. A remake of Three Dog Night's Mama Told me not to come

"Charmin Told Me Not To Come"  LOL

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

I know exactly what you are talking about Kurt, I am constantly getting hit on when I go out...By guys and gals...It's flattering for me and the hubby just thinks it's funny cause he knows who I'm going home with and he does appreciate me more because of it...He knows I could have other options if I choose too....

And that swing dancin' thing...ooo, that is sexy...I'll have to remember that when I see you, when I am up that direction....Right on!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

When ya wanna come up here????

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

As to the wifey and getting hit on---its hilarious! Anytime I leave her by herself in a bar she just gets HAMMERED on!! LIke I was up at Lonnies place once and I went into the bathroom for 5 mins and guys were all OVER HER!! Another time I was DJing and she was hanging out and some guy just came right up and sat down and started trying to get her phone number! It was a riot to watch. He had no clue I was her hubby and I was DJing! And Im 47 and shes 48---but then shes petite, strawberry blonde and got a bod that looks more like shes 23 or so!! Only clue to her age is a few lines around her eyes! Now me---I have that distiguished salt & pepper grey hair thing going on---the cuties LOVE THE look of POWER AND EXPERIENCE!!!-especially when I have on my BLUES HAT and SHADES and carrying a Cigar!

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

I'll be up in Seattle in August for my son's wedding....Been talking to Charmin about coming down to see you guys....

Yeah, I get hammered all the time by guys...The funny thing is they all know me and know I'm married, It is very rare I buy a drink for myself....So I've been getting bored with that and I have been draggin' Squid to new places with me...It seems to be about the same at other places too....Last Thursday we went to a new place and we played Guess Sharon's age....I was getting and average of 23 to 25...I am actually 39...I'll be 40 soon....Cracks me up....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Let me know when. Maybe you can be up here for THE BITE of Oregon--lotsa wine tasting, national bands, etc. Ill be thier photographer & have a couple extra backstage passes. Think you might be able to get up her over July 4th weekend? Thats when we have the WATERFRONT BLUES FESTIVAL. Thats NOT TO BE MISSED.
Anyway let me know and we can get a Karaoke crawl together--maybe go over and see Matt's show.

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"You know that I sing the Blues and I do not suffer fools. When I'm on that silver mic, it's gonna cut ya, just like a knife"-The SWINGCAT

Will do..  I was once in Ashland for the Shakespere festival, that was a lot of fun...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

THAT was Saturday!!  Thursday was when we did the emergency bar-hop!

And yes...she drags me kicking and screaming with her    :worship:

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You are correct...That was Saturday...And yes the emergency bar hop was pretty funny.....DAVE...GET ME OUTA HERE NOW!!!!

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

I was looking HARD for you yesterday!!  I ran into my "friends" from a couple of Saturdays ago..."Mayday, mayday..."

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Uh, where in the #@$!!&^% is Pocatello? Man, anybody can find Portland Oregon. Then, you head south....... go about 30 minutes, take the Canby/Donald exit off of I-5....... head a bit east, it turns into Knights Bridge Rd.......... take a left on Holly Street........... go down to Territorial and take a right......... WAIT, this is the INTERNET........ I better send you this in a PM.

Gosh, don't get me all excited like that, there's no telling what I'll do or say.  :banghead:

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It's ok, you don't have to worry about this pervert stalking you....It's too close to fishing season.

But ya see, I have a flyrod myself, and absolutely love to go fishing. Even have a bass boat I can borrow from an in-law if I decide to go lake fishing.

Though, I'm pretty good at it, and men are usually embarassed to fish along side me. Since I catch all the fish, and can even fry them up better than any man ever could.  :dancin:

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Stop it!.....Stop trying to distract me!....I should have never told you how attracted I was.....Now you are teasing me and trying to distract me.

I got a wild a$$ed horse to break-Robbie (the jerk)has his already broke, I got to get my boat ready to fish, and I need to finish the water line and electricity out to the barn.....The last thing I need is to go goofy over any gal and bust out after her.

My new years resolution was to reconcile with the 2nd wife, buy Allstar slapped some sense into me....My new resolution is to get my house paid off so I can afford a Corvette.....I mean really afford it.

In the mean time I need to get my horse trail ride ready and catch a few thousand fish and drink a river of beer.

I love ya Charmin, but I just have to let you go.

Well, I already told ya I cried over ya a couple pages back....... you already "let me go", remember?  LMAO  You chose Isis after ya thought it over. I was too tough for ya to handle.

G'Bye hun, it was fun while it lasted.  Just don't go sharing those pics & videos around with everyone, okay? Most of the guys here have them already anyhow. Little ol' tramp me just couldn't say no to anyone.

And you thought you could "tame me"........ haha, not quite.  LOL

Good luck fishing. And- can't resist on more little jibe..... forgive me.......

If I was there with ya, I'd show ya how to hook into a big one.

Put up some pics when you get back... if you catch some.

And, you really could do both those chores at once yanno. I thought I read somewhere that you're part Indian? Well, so you should know this. Take your horse into a pond (chest to neck high) and break him there. He can't kick & buck as much, and if he does manage to throw you, you don't break any bones. They wear down faster kicking in water. So, get him in a pond or edge of a lake, get on his back with your fishing pole, and you should be all set.  

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

And, as far as ALLSTAR is concerned........ he's really good at trying to "slap sense" into people.

But- going back with an EX? Trust me, run like h3ll while you still can, before you're trapped again. Really.

And seriously, good luck on the fishing trip. Don't take my teasing too seriously, I'm all about having fun here. Didn't mean to offend you......

Though I really would outfish you. That's just the god's honest truth.  :D

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

c'mon!  EVERYBODY knows where pocatello is!  Down in the SE corner of Idaho!  I'm coming from the south.  why would i want to go north to portland, then backtrack?  that's just silly!  as for fishing, since i sold my fishing boat, i don'
t go much.  at least not for fish.  i fish more for split-tail now! now there's good eatin'!

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All work and no play make Homer something something