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Oh, you have NO idea how many speeding tickets I've gotten out of. Nothing makes my husband curse worse than when I get stopped by a cop. Cause they NEVER write me a ticket.

I did get one a while back. I was speeding, driving on expired tags, and didn't have my insurance info in the truck. The "Yes, officer, I have car insurance, I can give ya the name & number of my carrier if you want, I just seem to have lost my card somewhere" worked fine... (which WAS the truth, but usually results in getting your car towed here in good ol' Oregon)..... and my "Honestly, I did NOT think I was speeding, I just got bigger tires on my Suburban, and the tire shop told me it might throw my speedometer off..??" worked as well. Which was also a fine example of my telling the truth, I might add. I did get written up for expired tags, which was just a fix it ticket. Got my tags, took my new registration to the PD muicipal court, and it was dismissed. (AFTER I missed my court date, and got notified that they had suspended my license.... cause I forgot about it)

I have gotten stopped SO many times and gotten out of tickets, my husband (who'd like to see someone get even with me) WISHES I would get a ticket. He thinks I'm "too cocky" when it comes to policemen.

I'm not, I just really never get tickets. But I do get stopped pretty often. Not major speeding- I don't do that- but 40 in a 25 or something like that. Never ever been stopped on the freeway.

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I've had women trying to flash me or show leg or cry or whatever when issuing tickets.  It was priceless to see their faces when I gave them their tickets.

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Yeah, I think you are the guy I always get...I have never gotten out of a ticket...However my best friend does all the time...She is the recovery room chare nurse at the hospital where all the injured cops are taken...She always were her stethoscope when she drives and when she gets pulled over she just tells them she is on the way to the hospital....

She says it is because they don't want to make her mad just in case they wind up in her recovery room... i can see the relation there.. But still..It kinda bugs me...

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

Ha!..You go, girl!

I got stopped at 132MPH by a trooper.....I was returning from Shreveport on I-49. I had just picked up my new Trans AM and decided to see how fast it would go....I still had 6th gear left when I saw him fire up those pretty blue lights.

When I stepped out of the car in my State Fire Marshal uniform he threw his clip board on the ground and cussed me....God, he was mad. He screamed he could put me under mental observation for up to 3 days for anything over a hundred cause I was a danger to myself and others at that point.

I stood there looking at that danged red sports car I had just bought and agreed that maybe he should lock me up cause I must be nuts to trade my beautiful new dressed out truck for a silly-a$$ed red sports car...I explained I was entering a divorce after 23 years of marriage and perhaps needed someone to lock me up till I got my head out of my butt.

That's when he dropped his shoulders and leaned back against his cruiser next to me...Turned out he was going thru the same thing.

But nothing could save me that day down in Eunice, La when three cops dived into my car and pulled me out and then cuffed n stuffed me in jail for DWI and careless/reckless....My second wife was standing up topless in the open t-tops and I was doing a burnout in that danged red car during mardi-gras.....They swarmed on me like flies and had me standing in front of their judge in minutes...Cost me 2K and a years probation and I had to install one of them blow before you go devices on my car.

oh Keith being a Fire Marshal is Sexy...Are you still one??

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

I bet you can tell some entertaining stories.

Nope,...That little event almost cost me my job.....No one down in Baton Rouge at HQ had sense of humor about all that......I was waiting for the job I'm in presently to open up and it finally did, so i transferred into it.

I wasn't your typical Fire Marshal anyway....I had to wear their silly uniform and badge and all, but all I did was inspect boilers all over the state.  I'm a commissioned boiler inspector and worked for them for 4 years out of my house.

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Now i just operate boilers and chillers for the feds and suck up their 30/hr and bennies.

Sorry I ain't sexy no more....I still have my Navy uniform if that trips yer trigger.

Awe...even though you ain't that Hot Fire Marshal anymore I still think you are hot...I just wish I knew what you looked like...Kappy sent me a pic but I just ain't believin' it's you.....

I wanna see you in your natural habitat.......You know jeans and such.....

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

I did ? I posted Sky Blue from the Horse thread in here, and said if you wanted to get his attention, have his horse here !  This was EARLY on in the thread as I recall

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

If that was a pic of me bottle feeding my dog, then that's me....Cept i cut off some of that hair....I get told all the time I got a cute butt.....I wouldn't know what a cute butt looks like on a man.

Great, that's what I need, a cop on this thread. So lemme elaborate a bit on my stories.  :angel:

I have NEVER in my LIFE used that kind of method to get out of a ticket. That is pretty slutty. And contrary to what you all may think do to recent posting, , I'm NOT a slutty acting person. I've never cried either, that's pretty lame. I would hit the gas & try to outrun the cop before I'd let him see me cry over a ticket.

I have never tried anything other than being honest with a cop- I just don't ever get a ticket. (I've had a couple in my life though- to be honest- but I usually don't get written at all) Maybe because they know I'm being honest & it's a nice change for them. (??) I've aregued my way out of a couple, but that's just me. And the cop was just wrong, and once I made him see that he was wrong, he let me go without a hitch and went off to chase down bad guys.

I can imagine being a cop, you would see all kinds of things tried. That would be funny- and interesting. Dunno if you ever saw "Cannonball Run" but there was a spot in that movie where a couple girls tried to do that- and it ended up being a lady cop who walked up to the door. Funny movie.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

I work with a cop...He will tell anyone that all he wants is for them to be HONEST when he stops them....No ticket if they are honest and if no one is bleeding....But lie to him just once and you get all the tickets he can lump on you.

Wait a minute girl!....Don't you know it fun to be slutty?

I can be slutty for my man (he actually LOVES me to be slutty)  :wink: .....
If I was single, I would maybe be slutty towards a man to catch his eye.....

But, really, I hate chicks that are sluts by nature. They get used & abused & taken advantage of, then left to wrinkle alone when they get past their prime. Not really worth it all IMHO. I will not let some man take advantage of me & walk away strutting & bragging while I just look like a tramp. I could be slutty, if I just wanted to- but I have no desire. Playing on here for fun is one thing.... real life quite another.

Now forget I said all that nonsense, I'm off to find some guys to flirt & be slutty with.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Scratch that.

Looking back and reading it, no I wouldn't do that either.

A man can take me for something other than looks or slut-quality, or he's not getting me at all.  I mean, he'll GET the slut package- IF he's my man ya know. But he's got to want the rest of me too.

Now- as far on HERE- heck, this internet stuff is a whole other world. I can dig being a slut on here... as long as it gets the guys to look twice.  :rotflmao:

And Oh My Gosh, there was someone lurking by the nicname of ShyGuy, hope I didn't scare him off the forums for good.

Come back- we're only playing!!!

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Wow.....We really ain't compatable afterall...........Shucks.

Danged!...Shucks!....AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!

I like trash now a days....I gotta have it.

Gee, now I have to respect you.....Put you on a pedistal and all that....Wish you were around when i was into all that...I really was good at it.....I miss that part of me.

Yup, we just were not meant to be Keith.

I'm looking for the real deal, you're looking for anything that would be fun but while letting you AVOID the real deal. Actually, I'm all talk, I aint looking at all. I have a man now I can't seem to get rid of, . (kidding, I'm not really trying to get rid of him...... just his dang ways) I'm just having fun. Not "slutty" fun (or not that I'm telling)..... just play fun. I really only have one use for men. After long and hard research (which was kinda fun too) I have come to the conclusion that all men ARE basically the same. And that just wont do. The man I want- doesn't exist. He hasn't been created yet.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Yep,

Hey girl.....tell me.....was there ever anyone that you wish you had another chance with?

I've got one serious regret that haunts me.........I don't like regrets and try not to cause them...but I've got this one that haunts me every way I turn.....I can't go far in any direction without her face popping up.....And it was so very long ago you would think I would be past her by now.....I married 3 times and raised a kid and traveled twice around this world trying to escape her.

back to the gasoline pumping thing.....

what's the price for a gallon of reg unleaded up there, then?  like $5?

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All work and no play make Homer something something

Just paid $2.03 a bit ago in town. That's for the REGULAR unleaded. My Bronco don't care, it drinks anything.  :D

Oh, h3ll, where you even TALKING to me?  LOL

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Ummm....... yes. There was. Is. Wish I could have what we had, but have MORE than we had. Have never regretted what there was- except the ending of it. And maybe it was my fault. No, wait, it was his. No, mine I guess. On the other hand, maybe it WAS his.... Guess maybe it was both.

But yes, I'd move a mountain if I could to make it real. And that's ALL you're getting of that story. But, yes, I do know what you mean. In your dreams, in your songs when you sing, thinking about them always........ Yep, I've been there. Still am, but it's something you can't control.

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥