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thanks Dave 
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Quote: Ok, I went to a strip joint while on a business trip (no wise cracks please, it's for business). I need to take care of business too. Can you recommend any accommodations conducive to settling business, that book businessmen for 15 minute increments ? I might need to get some rest afterwards, that's why I'd like to have the option of up to 15 minutes.. Quote: Yep, she was totally hot. I mean, there is a certain physical criteria to being a stripper, right?
I believe so. It's of utmost importance (to me at least) she doesn't have an Adam's apple, appear to have relatively large ankles and wrists, something that might be a 5th limb, or a hairy back and chest, I have my standards ! If these minimal standards aren't met, I have my self worth, I'm picky, I'd just assume spend the night alone with you guys...
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Singing Squid
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:07 pm |
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ok What Now @ Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:32 pm wrote: lollll, is this thread still breathing? to funny...long live the thread
It's the biggest already, I think...just trying to make it the longest-lasting too! 
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Steven Kaplan
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:25 pm |
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Quote: I'm picky, I'd just assume spend the night alone with you guys...
Let me reassess my criterion. The thick ankles, wrists, and hairy back might actually be preferable when compared to the above alternative.
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Quote: she said your punishment was no punishment at all
you said ouch that hurts
you didn't really get punished but by your response, your mind must have imagined you did.
just kidding you!!
How long do we have to solve this logic puzzle ? I think I recall the equation ! Do they still call this the "If & Than" theorum ?
If A=-A=C..
OK, I forgot this stuff :( Assuming you were serious, the equation would be so much more logical in this instance !!
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Kool illusions Kappy!!!
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Ambihelical Hexnut is the shizt.. LMAO
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Quote: Ambihelical Hexnut is the shizt
That's what I always say !
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Steven Kaplan
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Hey Jerry. Life is exciting on this side of fifty now... I wake up, and between trips to the bathroom stop off here to yack. (when I remember)
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Oh no you don't ! Stop spreading rumors ! I'm not like that
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OK, then, back in the closet.. LMAO
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You didn't need to tell Jerry, I didn't ask.
or is that <giggle> just for servicemen 
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Further update on singing and pick-ups:
I took a girl out last Saturday for our first date...she was a karaoke virgin, so, I took that from her
She THOROUGHLY enjoyed it...and we've seen each other a couple times since then...and have plans for the weekend... 
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Men!!! You should be ashamed of yourself Dave, ashamed I tell ya!!!!
Actually, I've broke in quite a few karaoke virgins myself. (both male AND female) :shock:
And you know, every single one of them thanked me, and said it was a night they'd never forget, and asked how soon they could come back for more. Dayum I'm good. :D
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Crap - I thought this thread had died. LMAO
The thread that never ends - it goes on and on my friend - some people started
posting here not knowing what it was - and now they still keep posting here just
because they can - the thread that never ends
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I don't think it will ever die........ unless the mods take it from us. I do believe this one will go down in the "history books of KS". LOL
And, yeah...... pretty much every topic has been convered here I think.
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