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Steven Kaplan
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Yeah, Can't you folks ever get serious !
@ @ <------ M=W/V
Funny, I guess I'm now mature enough to appreciate the quantitative sciences
It's just easy to remember "Gazoonka's Postulate", but I suppose whatever floats your boat.
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What's the difference between a duck ?
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Jian
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and a what?
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I can neither confirm nor deny ever having or knowing anything about nothing.... mrscott
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not necessarily.
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Stevie, I am no more Bad
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 You mean the name is now available ? HEHEHE
You never were "bad". I just hated hurting your feelings by telling you that you weren't bad.
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How Many Baby's does It Take to make a Quart of Baby Oil?
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Who's on 1st?
Cocktail shrimp - hmmmmm, a small guy or horsdoeuvres?
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Quote: or horsdoeuvres
Are those even legal ?
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How many in a lettuce ?
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If a man speaks in the middle of the woods
And there is no woman there to hear it
Is he still wrong?
Confusious say:
Man who stand on toilet
High on pot
Man who drop watch in toilet
Have (@$%&#!) time
Man who run in front of car
Get tired
Man who eat many prunes
Get a good run for his money
Woman who put man in doghouse
Soon find man in cathouse
Man who fight with woman all day
Get no piece at night
Man who drive like hell
Will surely get there
Man who go to bed with itchy butt
Wake up with stinky finger
Man stuck in the pantry
Has his a** in jam
Man who farts in church
Sits in his own pew
He who laughs last
Thinks the slowest
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What's the circumference of a dry 100 lb nerf ball ?
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Steven Kaplan @ Thu May 04, 2006 6:49 am wrote: What's the circumference of a dry 100 lb nerf ball ?
That would be Pi times the radius to the power of Nerf.
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What's the best way to package a one ton styrofoam peanut ?
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Steven Kaplan @ Thu May 04, 2006 7:03 am wrote: What's the best way to package a one ton styrofoam peanut ?
Hmmm...
FedEx and forget it?
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In the Song "Blowing in the Wind", what was the answer ?
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It's either those little helicopter thingies or possibly LSD (which compliments those little helicopter thingies quite nicely)
Or maybe Stifler's mom?
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Aries56, I believe with either 10 or 20 posts, you can join the "Singer's Forum"
which get's more into the intricacies of Singer's Showcase. In this forum there's a mix of people into all aspects of Karaoke. Some don't sing, but they work the equipment, some are into singing, others more into technical aspects of setting up and working shows. Many don't actually partake in "Singer's Showcase" but work in other areas of Karaoke, however over in "Singer's Forum" they are more into the singing aspects.. It's listed someplace as to the different membership's a person can have, but the free membership limits you to about a handful of songs at a time, at best, after which a person has the option of several membership types that give different allowable UL space. There's a description someplace that explains membership types, and even if you can't post yet in Singer's Forum, I believe you can still access it and read the contents..
On top of Singer's Showcase is also listed:
Quote: Welcome to Singer's Showcase! - SingersShowcase.com where your vocal performances can be heard all over the world. We offer a unique solution for singers looking to make a major internet presence - upload a recording of your singing to be online.
Our Standard Membership (free) includes mp3 hosting (streaming) of up to 5 submissions, member profile page with a list of your submissions, comments & replies, link to your personal photo gallery, and much more.
You may also choose one of our popular Premium accounts that include all of the above plus: mp3 hosting (streaming) of up to 60 submissions, larger size mp3 files, artist photo image, special "Bio" entry, possible selection of your submissions for “That's Karaoke" StreamCast™ Radio Program and other extras!
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