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"They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha, Ha!"   But thanks to the miracles of modern medicine....  LOL

I've got one for all the guys-

Girls get prettier at closing time  LMAO

My personal favorate is -

Closing Time - Red Peters

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After careful consideration....I'm gonna keep my mouth shut...

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Yep, this one fitst me, by 3 Dog Night


Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
 Yeah they have some cool music,
 and I have never been there
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
The don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it
Well I never been to England
 Well this one fit before, but I went to England
 this last winter, so no longer fits
But I kinda like the Beatles
 I like their old stuff, before the USA invasion
Well, I headed for Las Vegas
Only made it out to Medows
 Was going to go to LV once,
 Anfd I have been to Medows, Prarrie Medows
 That is, (racetrack casino in DesMoines
Can you feel it
It must be real it
Feels so good
Oh, feels so good
Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Yep, did some road construction there
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter
Well I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it
The don't abuse it
Never gonna lose it
I can't refuse it
Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
In Oklahoma, not Arizona
What does it matter
What does it matter

why do all the best lookin woman all have fat friends (i think that's the title) (by hank jr of course)
(no personal attack intended, objects in mirror are really that close, side affects include....)

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Mary had a little lamb......   Through the miracle of science.

oh yes, they call me the streak...

nuf said

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That brings back memories.....  They used to play that in my college, Streaking was huge....


Was it "they call me",  or "they call him the streak" ?   I don't recall.


Skynyrd was "They call me the Breeze" I think the other was "They call him the streak". Unless you were he  :shock:

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

pardon the liberties with the words...you are right though, oh yes they call him the streak

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Nah,  I wasn't sure,  you got my curiousity going.  I'd have had to look up the song to recall any of the lyrics...... Some part about "Ethel is that...."...,  I haven't heard that song in probably close to 30 years,  (or around the time it was released)

Or was that released much later   Now I'm really confused !  There were streaking songs around 1976-1977 when the streaking fad was pretty big

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Don't look Ethyl!!!!!.But it was too late she'd already been mooned

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Will sing or fish for food!!I'm not quite right!!

she already got a free shot!!!

i think you are right, kap, it was toward the end of the 70's...gosh, i was too neked to remember!!

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Well,  if you were 5-10 years older,  you'd be in the segment of the population that was "too blacked out, or altered" to remember the 1970's.  Yet seriously, I think the 70's was the decade that produced the prettiest rock ballads ever.  There were some nice songs written in the 60's as well,  but I really feel the first half of the 1970'a was the period of the classic rock ballad in terms of sheer quantity of great hits.  The tail end of the viet nam period inspired some amazing ballads....1968- 1969 were huge years for ballads...   Just got me reminiscing !  (too bad everything's so hazy   )


(of course a few years prior to that Simon and Garfunkle were monsters in the ballad world.... "1966-1967",  The Graduate sound track was amazing.... OK, let's amend this, the best decade for ballad rock was 1965-1975 ~)

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Tyson's boss's name is Charlie........ I've talked to him before.


Me and Charlie Talking - Miranda Lambert




yah..... that's all I got!

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For Kappy - Me and my Shadow

or should it be me and my shadow1, shadow2, shadow3

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...Chuck E's in Love...with me!

Brandy - Looking Glass

Fly to the Angels - Slaughter

The Rodeo Song, except for the part about the rodeo.

Let's swim to the moon, uh huh
Let's climb through the tide
Penetrate the evenin' that the
City sleeps to hide
Let's swim out tonight, love
It's our turn to try
Parked beside the ocean
On our moonlight drive


A very erotic nite and memory that will never fade away....

Does it count if I live these moments mentioned in song after after I heard them? ...or does it have to before I heard the song?

I had to wash a man right outta my hair once!