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I never knew a girl with her own splitting maul.  It doesn't sound like much of a turn-on to me.  Keith seems to see it differently but I have the feeling that one of his horses, maybe the Apaloosa, has dropped him on his head a time or two too many.

I have to agree though "Fiddle Britches" is a terrific name either as a username or in real life.  



Sinnamon I like your style.  I swear, if you and ole' Fiddle Britches ever showed up wearing tight blue jeans and boots it would probably be all over for me.  I'd likely follow the two of you any where and you'd never get rid of me.  It's probably best that we don't fate or potentially jealous husbands.  I don't think I'm up for a life-changing event right now.

I do have this wish though.  I don't want to die a slow painful death from some horrible disease.  I'd druther be shot to death by a jealous husband.  Get it over quick, I say.  Just in case anybody has any ideas the other part of my plan is that I be 83 at the time.  But, when the time comes I'll be looking for volunteers.  Just in case anybody's interested.

Larry

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Well, technically, I do not own a splitting maul. I know how to use one, and I have..... we usually have a fireplace or woodstove..... and uh, wood don't grow already cut & split. Not around here anyhow. (what a shame.....)  LOL  My husband owns one, and the reference to the splitting maul..... stems from a story told quite a while back. Keith seems to have stuck the maul permanently in my hands, and it's something we joke about.  Old story, and one of those "you had to be there" type of things. To someone who doesn't know the story, yeah.... I must sound like a mean biker chick who stands 6' and weighs a couple hundred pounds. (yup, that's me... haha)  

Nah, I'm most likely not you're type of gal at all. You look like a nice, well bred type of guy. You need a girl who wears dresses, and drives a Hyundai... and would never pick up a maul for fear of breaking a nail.  And somehow, from what I can tell of Sinnamon..... I think me and her might be alot alike actually. So maybe.... you better hope we don't ever show up.  LOL

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I can't engage in BDSM  (OTK) activities knowing the woman has a splitting maul near-by.  We guy's tend to get sleepy afterwards...and THAT'S when it happens  :shock:

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Another interesting area is why some wish for more anonymity than other's in such a setting.  Usually because anything music related is a strong interest area for me, I don't desire anonymity.  It's more enjoyable for me if all I say, I say being me. I prefer to invest more of myself in interest areas.

That's just me.  I'm not belittling others, that for either security reasons, or other reasons (allowing them more Peace of mind) go with SN's

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

My user name is all my initials. (Except I haven't added an "S" for my current married name....) I've been gahmc for so many years, and too lazy to keep typing...

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OK this brought back memories...I used to have a T-shirt that said, "If I Follow You Home, Would You Keep Me?"  LOL I got quite a few Yes's too...I sure miss that shirt....  :rotflmao:

Oh and your plan/wish has me laughin my a$$ off here.....good luck with that *giggle*  :hi5:  LOL

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

Charmin I think we'd scare the hail out of 90% of men....but woooooooooohoooooooooooo to that brave lucky 10%!!!!    LOL

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

I'm gonna keep my mouth shut for once....but it's OH SOOOOOOO TEMPTING!!    :wink:  :twisted:

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

OK Sinnamon, I'll tell but don't tell anyone how you found out. There is actually a club for women who know this secret about me.

I use... a pencil. I hate making mistakes, but if I'm really confident I use a big smelly magic marker.

hey, i wear dresses and drive a hyundai. but i don't worry too much about breaking a nail. when you play with power tools you just can't worry about these things.

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She's quite girly enough. If I picked her nic name it would be aiche aiche instead of GiGi. It is more accurate.

Ok I wanna get in on this stuff I got the long nails, sometimes wear dresses but can legpress 550 lbs for 10 full reps!! However I don't own a splitting maul  :(  this does give me a goal to aspire to!!

On to the Tshirts...my absolute favorite that I own says "Keep Staring...I Might Do A Trick" and also "If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave" .

Ok this is driving me crazy...how do you post the quote where it says "(name here) @ Mon June 19 (time) wrote:" I feel like a complete dumba$$ here, but no matter what I have tried, it doesn't work. I'd appreciate any help before I go totally nuts - thank you

You are serious ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Click the top right part of the comment box where it says quote. That would be in the box of text that you wanna quote.

Hope this helps Drea.

This picture might help more.

think you scared her off.  Yup...That is it...I think I see her hiding behind on of the smiley's and it appears she is blushing a bit....  I think she needs a hug and some encouragement to come back out....

 :dancin:  :dancin:

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I thought the world record for men's Leg Press is about 1300-1400 lbs.  While I know generally women have strong legs, 10 repetitions of 550 lbs ?  :shock:  The Pat Robertson BS is just that... Pat Robertson can't leg press a ton.

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Yes I'm serious - I've been lifting for 10 years and with a trainer for 5. All my lifts are pretty good, but the leg press was by far the most impressive. I started lifting to prevent injuries when I skated, seeing as I started to do it so late in life...and I took some outrageous wipeouts . Then I started really concentrating on leg strength to get more lift on the jumps and be able to skate for longer periods with a deeper knee bend - it kills, but that extra power really helped.

Ok I tried doing what you said about pushing the quote button on the comment I wanted to respond to. All I got was some hieroglypics, the quote then some more hieroglyphics...even when I clicked the preview button it looked all creepy so I deleted it

That's amazing.  VERY few males here would be able to leg press that once without feeling tremendous discomfort (whether they care to admit to that or not) and you are 5'4" and given your age.  Be careful,  bone density isn't likely what it used to be.
I had to give up wrist wrestling the kiddies at bars, because I started getting hurt at around 46.. At around 36 I had to quit martial arts....was getting hurt....injuries weren't healing quickly enough...I was accumulating them at a faster rate than I'd get rid of them.  The mind is a scary thing,  it's usually the last organ that admits we aren't as strong as we once were.  By the time the that registers in our mind,  It's at times too late...

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i have blame my mother - she gave it to me sixty-three years ago.

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