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Pet names,  and promises of romance aren't enough to steal me away from my Billy !  My heart isn't that easily won.

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Can you imagine some of the anonymous readers out there thinking about joining ?

"So THAT'S what Karaoke is ?"  :shock:

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Truthfully Steven, I think we scare many of them away.  LMAO  Oh wait, not "we", what am I saying...... I meant "you"....... YOU scare many of them away.  :whistle:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

Keith,

I think breakfast sounds reasonable.  Laundry might be pushing it a bit but it never hurts to ask.  You have to be careful there though, if there are expectations left unfulfilled you might find starch in your underwear.  Not a good way to start the day.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

Nana na na boo boo - I'm not wearing any  LMAO

By the way if you want breakfast in the morning I know plenty of waitresses in restaurants that will be glad to bring you your food.

Us girls will be at the spa.

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Course ya can!  The more the merrier!!    :D

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

Crash away we don't mind a bit!  With all us girls together we are gonna leave a trail of broken hearts and empty wallets behind us...  LMAO  :hi5:

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

Babs



I've known several waitresses who were both willing and compliant-whether on or off duty.  I think that would do.    :yum:  

Besides, this is the guy's night out we're talking about.  I thought the guys were specifically not invited to the girl's night out.  Keith wants breakfast, and maybe laundry.  If the girls are gonna be at the spa we gotta do something if we're gonna get what we want.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

I can give an amen to that last line.  When going out, always leave your heart locked in the car and call the bank to make sure your last deposit cleared.  
And be careful when using the phrase "you can order whatever you want".  The premium stuff always gets picked!  Ok this was my token 'guy talk' post for the day.  LOL

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Odie,

Words to live by, for sure!  Do you mind if I add them to my growing list of personal philosophies?  Here's what I've got so far:

1. @#!* 'em if they can't take a joke (I've become more serious about this one as the years have passed)
2. Don't miss any: 1) meals; or 2) sex.  You never know when you're going to get another chance.
3. Who? Me?

. . . and of course the one that appears on the last line of this.

Larry

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"Life is too short for diet soda and lite beer"

Sure, go ahead and use it.  It just kind of popped into my brain.  Any seemingly accurate reference to a person or people living or dead is purely coincidental.

....... I think I could maybe pull that off if I tried. Empty wallets sure. Broken hearts, I dunno, but I can dang sure have fun trying to. Hmmmm...... girl, we need to get you up here in August.  :yes:

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♥ Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain. Cherish the memories, ignore the pain. Love and learn, forget and forgive. Because you only have one life to live. ♥

It's empty wallet they get up front,  and empty wallet they often choose to leave behind.  I'm a very consistent person !   Any of you girls want to lend me some money ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Quick post while im back at the apt paying rent etc I'm busy over at the farm and I take the laptop over there i am too busy to spend much time online. First response to this thread well I guess I yanked too many chains nobody wants to meet this old man anymore.  LMAO  But I have spent time in chat rooms, answered adds in the newspaper and experienced all the high tech ways of meeting people. I have certain impressions of people here and have experienced emotions with some but I walk across the room and back into thr real world and they are fleeting memorys.  Dont worry Im not high jacking the thread Ill get around to the theme...Two stories about long distance bonds then Ill approach the meeting issue.

Years ago i was calling Texas Instuments in Dallas on a regular basis. The gal I talked to had the typical 2 name like Mary Jane and had the sexiest southern drawl I was so much in love... When she wasnt busy we would chat for 5 or 10 minutes. We developed bonds that only two social creatures could over a land line. She had casually mentioned she had a sister going to CU in Boulder and one day she said I am coming up to visit would you like to meet and have a few drinks. I said sure let me know here is my home phone no. She knew I was married and that I was very old fashioned. She said ok but just to let you know I am a little over weight. My response was what does that have to with it. My wife knew the whole story and let me go meet this gal. She was about 250 lbs but as soon as I looked into her eyes and heard her voice the bonds in seconds became REAL I drank with her  and her sister till last call then talked till sunrise about everything under the sun. We were meant to cross paths again in this life and close out some karma situations. It was one of the most exhikerating experiences I ever had .

Page 2  The later years before I retired was doing tech suppert on the phone for Nikon digital cameras and scanners. I got a call one night and answered with the canned response. A gentleman on the other end said if you are a real person please do not hang up. In microseconds my pshchic abilities kicked in and I knew thias was no ordinary phone call. I said sir I am here for the duration How Can I Help You? He said my son was on safari in Africa a few weeks ago got mauled by a cat and was killled.. I just got his personal effects which includes a digital camera and I desperately want to see the last pics of him and the last pics of him. I said a silent prayer to my spirit guide you got to help me with this one.. Suddenly I was the in a calm state and on a spiritual plane that I have experienced only about half a dozen times in my life. I respondeed I am here ltes do it. All of a sudden his son was talking to me also. I got the pics on the cam onto the hard drive and into thumbnails. He was going nuts I said ok there is two memory cards under the camers flap. He said there is! How do you know? I said sir Ben is with me He sends his love...

Now this was over land line and was predestined.. I have been in many chat rooms and forums and the connect isnt quite there. I am the type that if I am in a line at Walmart with somebody in 2 minutes we are chatting like we have known each other for 20 years male female any race or creed. I would like to meet everybody on this forum buy I guarantee this in n5 minutes we would be pals friends I do not play roles (in real life) and after a time if I said I am karyoker you would say you have got to be s*****.. If I came to your show with one song I would totally stop the bar and they would be saying who is that? no brag just fact I have entertained over 60 years but always believed that what I give should be free.... And I can dance better than I can sing Lighten up people....

Only believe about 10% wat you see on he news and absolutely nothing in a forum but I will tell you what I can tell who the genuine people are on this forum and who the bsr's are.

Why must the two be mutually exclusive ?

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Northeast United States runner up for the "Singing Hall of Shame".

Hey my birthday is in August...maybe I could treat myself to a lil trip  :wink:  :D

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[glow=violet] **Sing like nobody's listening...live like there's no tomorrow**[/glow]

That's right, I'm one of the few Genuine BS'rs left, and I feel I deserve my own special catagory.....There are genuine folks, and then there are BS'rs...but I happen to be both.

Cool, maybe we'll get somebody out here other than Sharon after all!  :)